Jimmyism 

The best religion that was ever conceived.

Do not trust any other definition

I was in the catholic church when I realized should have been practicing Jimmyism all along

Jimmyism by God of Jimmyism January 12, 2018

Jimmyism 

Jimmyism is a religion that has many gods of many things. Jeremiah is one of the popular ones cause he is the god of wisdom. Jimmy the main god and it is unknown what kind of god he is.

Jimmyism is a interesting religion.

Jimmyism by Jimmyism religion March 2, 2022

jimmyism 

Anytime a person utters the phrase "Would you rather" usually followed by two horrible sexual situations in which no person would want to partake in either. Usually one of the situations involves sex with Jimmy. Usually only used by homosexuals and men with tiny penises.

We were walking to class when Isaac used a Jimmyism, "Schuh, would you rather let me stick it in your ass, or let 40 black men rape you in the ass at the same time?"

jimmyism by Istoll December 14, 2008

Jimmyism 

1. (noun) A configuration which does not exist on a server or network infrastructure after a reboot or power down / up; a configuration that was never permanently saved.

2. (noun) A configuration that is so complex or abstract that only the creator can decipher it. See Also: enigma

1.
Tech One: I rebooted the firewall last night...
Tech Two: So?
Tech One: It didn't have any routes when it came back up.
Tech Two: LOL. You've been hit by a Jimmyism.

2.
Tech One: Did you look at that config?
Tech Two: Yup.
Tech One: Did you understand it?
Tech Two: Absolutely not.
Tech One: I guess it's a Jimmyism.

Jimmyism by Slite September 20, 2008

Jimmytism

People that are a big fan of the character Jimmy Olsen and have autism

I have Jimmytism

Jimmytism by Batsy_thedarkknight November 26, 2025