(v.) finagle, macgyver, fuck with. to work cleverly with semi-cohesive or non-cohesive objects to achieve a desired result. To put square pegs in round holes. Literally.
A: I don't understand how this goes together. The instructions seem like they're in Swedish.
B: It's Ikea furniture. You gotta jimmywinkle it to make sure it fits right.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'