Joosh947's definitions

Gigglebitch

(n.) thot, slut, fake bitch. That party-every-weekend, pretentious fine-arts student "friend" that sleeps with your creepy foreign visitor in your empty apartment.

He slept with that gigglebitch!? I thought his standards were higher.

by Joosh947 September 10, 2016

jimmywinkle

(v.) finagle, macgyver, fuck with. to work cleverly with semi-cohesive or non-cohesive objects to achieve a desired result. To put square pegs in round holes. Literally.

A: I don't understand how this goes together. The instructions seem like they're in Swedish.

B: It's Ikea furniture. You gotta jimmywinkle it to make sure it fits right.

by Joosh947 September 10, 2016