jimmywinkle

(v.) finagle, macgyver, fuck with. to work cleverly with semi-cohesive or non-cohesive objects to achieve a desired result. To put square pegs in round holes. Literally.

A: I don't understand how this goes together. The instructions seem like they're in Swedish.

B: It's Ikea furniture. You gotta jimmywinkle it to make sure it fits right.

jimmywinkle by Joosh947 September 10, 2016

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Jimmy Winkle

a mean old lady, usually white

Evy is such a jimmy winkle!

Jimmy Winkle by jimmy nickel July 7, 2011

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jimmy winkle

a mean old lady who loves dinky

evy was such a jimmy winkle!!!
Dude i know!!!

jimmy winkle by jimmy nickel July 6, 2011

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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