Jimmy D 

A particularly strong blow job received from an electronic device. Short form of James Dyson.

Margaret wouldn't go down on me last night, so I went down the shed for a Jimmy D.

Jimmy D by Zogbot Mcjohnson July 29, 2019

Jimmy'd 

Verb. Having a fat midget pick a fight with you, but upon naming the place and time the midget runs off and uses a pathetic excuse and has a friend deviate the truth of them running off. This fat midget may also go by the name Jimmy.

Jimmy'd also refers to when someone who lives in extreme cowardice, will act beligerantly towards those smarter and stronger than him, but in the first mention of a fight will talk about how hes 20 people to fight 1 unarmed and incredibly brave calculus student, then defend this cowardice by stating that they will have bottles, ultimately making them more cowardly.

"I heard there was a fight with you and a fat kid called Jimmy?" -friend

"Unfortunately I got Jimmy'd, he didn't show." -fighter

"Don't worry about being Jimmy'd for the fight at that other guy's birthday party, I've got your back" -loyal friend

"Was never worried about him, if he needs 20 people to take me then hes as scared as he should be." -fighter

Jimmy'd by Unsatisfied fighter. November 14, 2010

Jimmy'd 

when a guy seems perfect in every way...you even wait to have sex...he's seriously mr. perfect...THEN he gives you genital herpes and splits....even blocks you from his myspace, email, and facebook...reveals his inner douche bagginess....

tanyel: "did you hear what happenned to kate?!"
nikki: "she got Jimmy'd!"
both: "i really for for her...."

Jimmy'd by Kate922 January 27, 2007

Jimmy'd 

To miss something. Came about after Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink missed an easy goal against Jens Lehmann.

Ah bruv, I've Jimmy'd the bus!

Jimmy'd by kyasper September 8, 2005

Jimmy'd 

To be “Jimmy'd” is to be invited out for dinner or a drink believing that you and your friend will be the only individuals in attendance, but once you arrive, you learn that your friend has invited various randoms with whom he has previously shared employment.

“Ah, man, I totally got Jimmy'd when Steve invited me to dinner on Saturday, I walk up to the hostess and say 'table for two'... Steve interrupts and says 'actually make that a table for 8'. I got Jimmy'd.

Jimmy'd by Several times Jimmy'd September 29, 2011

jimmy'd 

The adding of firefox and ad-aware to a college computer

Again on monday morning the computer was jimmy'd

jimmy'd by philp November 18, 2005

jimmy’d 

To have an umpire single you out and make a bad call against you.

I thought I was safe at first but I was Jimmy’d

jimmy’d by Joker Agent July 7, 2018