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Jim my john 

Dude, I saw Meghan stop by your apartment yesterday afternoon, but she left a few minutes later.

She just wanted to Jim my John between classes.
Jim my john by rnnrdad January 23, 2016
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Jim My Johns 

A request for a freaky and fast sexual encounter.
Karen; "We have 10 minutes between class, lets go up on the roof and you can jim my johns"
Jim My Johns by rnnrdad November 19, 2015

jimmy john 

when someone fools or takes advantage of an other.
jimmy john by kris p bacon August 13, 2011

jimmy john 

Sexual frustration built up between a Jim and a John. That leads to a near unconsenual, rough, angry, anal ramming.
John just got home from college and started an argument with Jim. The argument led to a Jimmy John.
jimmy john by The manliest November 17, 2017

jimmy john joe 

a attractive bitch who will cunt fuck you any day.
jimmy john joe by baby_devil May 14, 2019

jimmy john's challenge 

When you order Jimmy John's and try to masturbate before they deliver your sandwich to the door.
I lost the Jimmy John's challenge again yesterday. Twice in a row I answered the door with a boner.

Jimmy John’d

A sexual threesome, or ménage á trois, involving two overweight men and a third thin or athletic person who is sandwiched between the other two.
I got Jimmy John’d by the two fat dudes at the party.
Jimmy John’d by Darthfather December 7, 2025
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

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"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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