jim caviezel 

The hottest actor to ever play Jesus.

Trudy: Dayum!! That Jim Caviezel is some hot stuff.
Judy: yep!! He sho' is. Look at those eyes. yum
Trudy: I'm sure proud to be Christian

jim caviezel by Lala678 March 12, 2008

Jim Caviezel 

He played as Jesus in The Passion Of Christ.

"Give him a wig and beard, and lo'n'behold : it's Jesus!"
-me

Jim Caviezel by Dave March 18, 2004

Jim Caviezel Gun 

A nickname for the DY357-LX in the original Perfect Dark, named thus because it produces an instant kill effect due to the shards of the true cross embedded in each shell.

Holy shit, he laid me out with the Jim Caviezel gun!

Jim Caviezel Gun by kharenzo February 3, 2007

Jesus Jim Caviezel on a Cross 

Used in replacement, and carries the same meaning as the commonly spoken phrase "Jesus Christ on a Cross". This is in reference to the guy who played Jesus in "The Passion of the Christ".

"Jesus Jim Caviezel on a Cross, this carrot cake has semen in it!"

Jesus Jim Caviezel on a Cross by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009