There was an an article today about the jifghty crisis, the
gerbil population is at an all
time low.
OMG I HEARD ABOUT THE JIFGHTY, I WANT TO BE A
GERBIL EATING HAMSTER!
I want to be a gerbil during jifghty, life would be easier that way...
Mooooooooooooommmmmmmm, the hamsters are doing jifghty. They are killing all the gerbils.
(Jifghty all the gerbils)