Jift

A man who's scrotum/ballsack are above his penis, instead of below the penis. It is a term generally used by people named Toby and Gabe. It can be surgically removed.

Guy 1: Hey man, I never told you this, but I had a Jift until I was 7 years old.
Guy 2: Oh Shit! What happened to it?
Guy 1: Oh, y'know, surgery.
Guy 2: Oh. ok.

by laxfreak9920 November 19, 2013

Jift

To joke about one's tone, but not the phrase itself.

*I'm really awesome* in cocky tone
I'm just jifting with you

by Barry Edward Manilow July 19, 2021

Jift

A male specimine with very large genitalia. Junk In The Front! ps... their names tend to be sean

JIFT JIFT JIFT LOOK AT THAT JIFT!

by BOBBY LOVES DENNY 4EVAAAA!!!!! April 06, 2010

Jifted

To consume a large amount of alcohol; another word for being drunk

Lets go to the bar and get jifted tonight!

by bobsky123 January 25, 2012

jift

To jump and shift simultaneously; to change locations

Jift to spike that ball girl!

by hadel875 September 05, 2010

jift

How you say gift when you pronounce gif with a J sound

Hey did you see that awesome jif I sent you as a jift of my appreciation?
Fuck you! It's a gif

by TheRad75 November 30, 2017

jift

a person who often makes a fool of themselves.

Tom stop being a jift, you're embarrassing yourself.

by D-Ron Squizzle December 09, 2008