A
woman whose flatulence curdles milk. She has zero reason to
fear bears but when she does, she sings “Woo
bear!” to the tune of YMCA.
She also enjoys wearing lederhosen on her arms.
A Jilderda, not unlike a unicorn, is so rare that should you
find one, you
must lock it
up in a pantry full of pretzels to keep it happy.