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jeumonjabum 

Whoa! You need to shave your jeumonjabum!
jeumonjabum by Peter Luk August 29, 2003
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A noun meaning: a person who is currently or has recently been attacked anally by a leopard.
Holy crap that is one scrawny Jumonju!
Jumonju by Ninjitsu Monk April 27, 2009
Code word for expressing the fact that you can't talk about something now because a person that it might offend is within earshot and you can talk about it later.
Yeah, Mike, do you have any....Whoa, jumongo.(Mike knows that you are not asking him because your mom just walked in)
jumongo by VAKI5 May 8, 2005
A Nutty Bar eater. He eats nutty bars all day and night then goes to school and tells people about his uncle Roki or his cousin Legion. He usually says the word "dummy" for emphasis on things.
Hey guys stop eatin those nutty bars don't be a Jumond
Jumond by NuttyBarZ May 28, 2011
A person that is half Jewish and also just so happens to be half Mormon. creating pure comic genius! also known as Mormajew
Damn that guy is so greedy and thinks he is better than every one, he must be a Jumon.
Jumon by daonethatknowsitall April 13, 2009
A place where nerds of the school go to debate.
Many students went to Maryland to attend Jhumunc.
Jhumunc by Hgcai3456 March 27, 2012
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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