Jumond

A Nutty Bar eater. He eats nutty bars all day and night then goes to school and tells people about his uncle Roki or his cousin Legion. He usually says the word "dummy" for emphasis on things.

Hey guys stop eatin those nutty bars don't be a Jumond

by NuttyBarZ May 28, 2011

Jumonju

A noun meaning: a person who is currently or has recently been attacked anally by a leopard.

Holy crap that is one scrawny Jumonju!

by Ninjitsu Monk April 27, 2009

jumongo

Code word for expressing the fact that you can't talk about something now because a person that it might offend is within earshot and you can talk about it later.

Yeah, Mike, do you have any....Whoa, jumongo.(Mike knows that you are not asking him because your mom just walked in)

by VAKI5 May 8, 2005

Jumando

A girl with a Jumanji sized bush that goes commando; in other words, she doesn't wear any underwear. This type of girl is typically a hippie chick.

-Did you see that crazy hippie chick last night?

-Yeah, she totally went Jumando.

by valet6969 October 9, 2011

jamond

That one fucking dude that you can call when you are fucking drunk to come over and strip for you with his wash board and and muscular head

Damn this party needs strippers call Jamond

by Hurricane jay December 31, 2013

Jumon

A person that is half Jewish and also just so happens to be half Mormon. creating pure comic genius! also known as Mormajew

Damn that guy is so greedy and thinks he is better than every one, he must be a Jumon.

by daonethatknowsitall April 13, 2009

jumonji

Licking toilet seats

Dis jumonjie smh

by lellelele January 3, 2014