the act of fucking about frantically in a tool shed in the attempt to put together some sort of creation, often used to imply a disaster of some kind has occurred in the process of building said item.
"why are the shelves in this bookshelf not horizontal?"
joping by a construction team is a common side effect after construction team has been doping, eg: car park with lines guiding cars for parking being too close together; dog kennel with dog inside, but no doors for dog entry/exit.
Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.