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Girl with first name that begins with the letter J and has given a blowjob to someone--this person gags. (also a slut)
Jgags gave head to different people the last 4 nights in a row.
Jgags by Danglebart June 24, 2011
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Crying Jags 

When you can't stop crying for a long time no matter how hard you try.
My sister had the crying jags this morning, but there was nothing we could do except let her finish crying.
Crying Jags by iNachoz July 30, 2009
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high school in bothell, washington where kids spend their free time by juuling in the bathrooms, aka vape lounge. students here like to say 'go jags' in situations that are not appropriate and completely irreverent.
'bruh i failed my math test but its ok, go jags'
go jags by juulinschuul December 6, 2018

jagstang 

a custom guitar designed by kurt cobain. combines parts of the jaguar and mustang, but is mostly a kurtified mustang. most likely never would have been mass produced or available if he wasnt killed.
the jagstang is a badass guitar, but you need to put a jb in the bridge and a texas special in the neck like the way kurt had his.
jagstang by fecal matter July 30, 2004

jagstang 

a hybrid between a fender Mustang and a fender Jaguar

its daddy is Kurt Cobain!!!!
it could rock me all night if it wasn't close to thousand $$$$$$$!!!!!!!!!!
jagstang by Donna October 27, 2003

jagshemash 

"Jagshemash" is a phonetic transcription of a Polish greeting "Jak sie masz" which means: "hello, how are you".

The word started to be popular after a movie "Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan" by Sasha Baron Cohen.

The word can be misinterpreted as a Czech greeting which sounds very similar to the Polish one and means the same thing. That happens because Czech and Polish are both quite similar Slavic languages.

However,the expression used by Borat comes from Polish because minority of people in Kazakhstan speaks Polish, and Borat was trying to represent them as well as people speaking Russian in the country, who are in majority.
Polish expression "jak sie masz" is pronounced like "jag she mash", therefore English speaking people wrote the words down in the form of "jagshemash".
jagshemash by bWena December 10, 2006

staggers and jags 

Twitching, loss of balance and motor skills, and hallucinations caused by intense alcohol abuse; technical term is delirium tremens.
1. "And the cooks cleaned the kitchen with the staggers and the jags." -- Gillian Welch & David Rawlings

2. The barfly barely made it to the restroom through the staggers and jags.
staggers and jags by bluegrassfan December 23, 2004
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