JFM
JFM by Rebecca b. May 18, 2008
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JFM
Just Fuck Me!
A feeling of exasperation like wtf or seriously?! - when you cannot handle how frustrating a situation or person is being, and you reach the point of having no more fucks to give.
A feeling of exasperation like wtf or seriously?! - when you cannot handle how frustrating a situation or person is being, and you reach the point of having no more fucks to give.
Coworker: Can you send me the status of this task?
Me: *sends status of task to coworker*
Coworker: Great, I'm not going to read your email. Too many words. I'll just ask the customer what they still need from me - and then do it entirely my way anyway. Teamwork is easy!!
Me: *stares blankly* JFM! Apathy is the only way forward. Nothing matters. My life is a tiny, microscopic blimp on the timeline of eternity.
Me: *sends status of task to coworker*
Coworker: Great, I'm not going to read your email. Too many words. I'll just ask the customer what they still need from me - and then do it entirely my way anyway. Teamwork is easy!!
Me: *stares blankly* JFM! Apathy is the only way forward. Nothing matters. My life is a tiny, microscopic blimp on the timeline of eternity.
JFM by Dirty30Badass July 17, 2019
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