Coworker: Can you send me the status of this task?
Me: *sends status of task to coworker*
Coworker: Great, I'm not going to read your
email. Too many
words. I'll just ask the customer what they still need from me - and then do it entirely my way anyway. Teamwork is
easy!!
Me: *stares blankly* JFM! Apathy is the only way forward. Nothing matters. My life is a tiny, microscopic blimp on the timeline of eternity.