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jfmu

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just fuck me up, jfmu is often used to tag the phrase
example 1:
girl: *fangirling over her favorite band*
girl: jfmu

example 2:
bar tender: "what would you like?"
you: "just fuck me up"
jfmu by @tomhardy November 17, 2015
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Jmsus 

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friend- “what do i do” other friend- “just make sure you shave” friend-“what do i shave”

the word “jmsus” is short for “just make sure you shave “
Jmsus by mkbagb123 December 26, 2018

crimminy jimsus 

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This phrase is an exclaimation which is used in substitute for and/or in coincidence with saying Jesus Christ. Popular variants are: crimminy, crimminus, crimminy godsus and crimminy crocket
Crimminy jimsus! That bitch is hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock!
crimminy jimsus by E March 23, 2005

Jamsullah

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A desi word for locals people who try to follow the rastafarian people of Jamaica. Grow long hair, dont shave and smoke weed all day and listen to crap songs.
I got some weed off my neighbour last night who is the biggest jamsullah I've ever come across
Jamsullah by Fudgoo October 24, 2012

jmsu 

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JMSU stands for 'Just Make Shit Up'. JMSU is a scientific term utilized to define unknown sets of data.
I used JMSU to certify the accuracy of the information supplied.
jmsu by Gruntaaa October 23, 2013

jpmsupremacist 

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jpmsupremacist loves the ahs cast and the show. Shes a little obsessed that’s sus...anyway Evan peters.
jpmsupremacist is ugly in pretty way
jpmsupremacist by g_g.edits July 10, 2021
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014
Word of the Day on August 16, 2026

Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

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Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
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