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JFM

"How did you do that?"
"It's a secret."
"Well aint that JFM."
by Rebecca b. May 18, 2008
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JFM

Just Fuck Me!

A feeling of exasperation like wtf or seriously?! - when you cannot handle how frustrating a situation or person is being, and you reach the point of having no more fucks to give.
Coworker: Can you send me the status of this task?
Me: *sends status of task to coworker*
Coworker: Great, I'm not going to read your email. Too many words. I'll just ask the customer what they still need from me - and then do it entirely my way anyway. Teamwork is easy!!
Me: *stares blankly* JFM! Apathy is the only way forward. Nothing matters. My life is a tiny, microscopic blimp on the timeline of eternity.
by Dirty30Badass July 17, 2019
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JFM

JESUS FUCK MAN. Or (around Christian's and through text messages) JFM!!!
by ProjectileObjects July 13, 2019
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jfm it

JFM it: Just for men it. when there is noticeable peach fuzz, you jfm it.
usually dying the peach fuzz black
Dude i got a lot of peach fuzz you cant see
JFM IT!!!
by FlashRattan December 16, 2010
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Jfm

Prettiest girl u have ever laid eyes upon
woah, That girl looks pretty cool she must be a "Jfm"
by vampyrrr July 21, 2023
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