JFM

Just Fucking Magic(al)

"How did you do that?"
"It's a secret."
"Well aint that JFM."

JFM by Rebecca b. May 18, 2008

JFM

Just Fuck Me!

A feeling of exasperation like wtf or seriously?! - when you cannot handle how frustrating a situation or person is being, and you reach the point of having no more fucks to give.

Coworker: Can you send me the status of this task?
Me: *sends status of task to coworker*
Coworker: Great, I'm not going to read your email. Too many words. I'll just ask the customer what they still need from me - and then do it entirely my way anyway. Teamwork is easy!!
Me: *stares blankly* JFM! Apathy is the only way forward. Nothing matters. My life is a tiny, microscopic blimp on the timeline of eternity.

JFM by Dirty30Badass July 17, 2019

JFM

Jesus Fuck Man

JESUS FUCK MAN. Or (around Christian's and through text messages) JFM!!!

JFM by ProjectileObjects July 13, 2019

Jfm

Prettiest girl u have ever laid eyes upon

woah, That girl looks pretty cool she must be a "Jfm"

Jfm by vampyrrr July 21, 2023

jfm it 

JFM it: Just for men it. when there is noticeable peach fuzz, you jfm it.
usually dying the peach fuzz black

Dude i got a lot of peach fuzz you cant see
JFM IT!!!

jfm it by FlashRattan December 16, 2010

Jfm wrestling 

The greatest YouTube channel of all time

I love jfm wrestling!

Jfm wrestling by Jfm wrestling June 9, 2024

JFMSU 

acronym for "Just Fuck My Shit Up"

"The barber asked me what kind of cut I wanted, so I told him 'JFMSU'."

JFMSU by Skittles McGee March 30, 2016