jfkd

just fucking kidding dude

i was jfkd!

by RachelLynne17 August 12, 2008

Jfkd

Acronym.

J: just
f: fucking
k: kayla
d: don't

Used in a sentence: Kayla I'm so done with your attitude JFKD!

when you say it you add a pause after the just, so it kind of sounds like

Just, .........Fucking Kayla, don't .

It's almost like Kayla has so much sass you just don't know what to do .

by catluvur14353 February 25, 2014

JFK'd

to have a bullet or other high velocity object enter you head and neck area fatally.

I was just riding in my car through Dallas when i was suddenly JFK'd

by joed293 March 23, 2010

JFK'd

A term in video games that is used when someone gets shot in the head by two or more sniper shots simultaniously

Watch your head, theres some good ass snipers in here and you'll probably get JFK'd if your exposed long enough.

by xSo0pAxfLYx July 23, 2007

asdf jkla;sdf jkla;sdf jakl;d fdsfasfdsajksla; fjdkls;a fjdkl;a fjkld;sa jfkdl;a jfkdl;sa fjkl;a jklfd;as jkfdsl;a jfkl;sa fjkd;lsa

t h e p o w e r o f a t h o u s a n d asdf g o o g l e s e a r c h e s

This phrase is so powerful, that even Google crumbles under it's reign! When you search this word, you get less than 5 results! The definition of this phrase is as follows: "HELP ME I AM BoReD OUT OF MY MIND I nEeD MEDICAL HeLp"

Sidenote: If you delete the "asdf " at the beginning, the phrase loses most of it's power, and only means "im kinda bored lol".

Sources:

The documentary of communism ~ Netflix
My friend ~ My friend's mom

You: asdf jkla;sdf jkla;sdf jakl;d fdsfasfdsajksla; fjdkls;a fjdkl;a fjkld;sa jfkdl;a jfkdl;sa fjkl;a jklfd;as jkfdsl;a jfkl;sa fjkd;lsa
datboi567: omg ill come over asap
You: omg thank ya senpai

by ___giantpotato June 15, 2018

JFK'd

You yell this when you snipe someone in a video game.

Get JFK'd you loser.

by PhatCracker November 7, 2022

jfkdk

When u r so bored that u type this.

U must b super bored if u r searching jfkdk up!

by I love Post Malone! March 26, 2020