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Jezzabean 

A Jezzabean is someone who is an idiot. Not a swear word but a word of disrespect.
Harry is a jezzabean
Jezzabean by Whittyz June 9, 2018
Words you can keep
A jessabean is a sweet innocent cinnamon bun. She is a nice bean. She is iconic as hell and her accent is fucking everything. She is a qwueen. * snaps twice* yaas
Person 1: oh my god a jessabean

Person 2: A CINNAMON BUN!
Jessabean by Rosiethehosie January 9, 2020
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jizzabang 

also "gizzabang"

1. very good

2. the best at something
John is one jizzabang mack daddy.

Audra is the jizzabang at "Dance Dance Revolution."

OR

She is the DDR jizzabang.
jizzabang by Audra October 19, 2003

jezzabelle

A woman who is willing to sell her body for sex. A prostitute.
Tramp: man I need a jezzabelle
Friend: there's one on the street corner of town.
jezzabelle by hfkngond February 3, 2014

Jezzabelle

Jezzabelle is that one girl from Alabama or Mississippi that is so goddamn proud of being a southerner but actually lives in Michigan.
HOWDY Y’ALL MY NAME IS JEZZABELLE AND I’M FROM MONTGOMERY ALABAMA!!!!!!”
“Um. Ok. My name is Jake and this is Michigan.”
“Shit.”
Jezzabelle by Senketsu April 16, 2019

jizzbeaner 

someone who dyes their hair a lot, resembles an animal, makes bad puns, and most likely racist.
"That girl is definitely Jizzbeaner, look at her hair n' shit."
jizzbeaner by Hugh Jass Inma Pants November 9, 2013

Dezzabean 

Dezzabean someone who’s wired/stupid/dum/idiot/someone who’s funny but in a stupid way
Ask your friend what’s 1+2 and he says 4 you can say to him your a dezzabean you lol 😂

Or if there is a wired dude walking down the street you can say to your friend look at him the dezzabean
Dezzabean by England Rotherham October 16, 2018
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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