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jezuriah
he may be a bit odd sometimes, but he’s a cool guy and a loyal friend. there’s only a few jezuriahs, but they’re all cool as hell
jezuriah by conanstars September 7, 2023
Jezriah
A very rare specie, extremely tall. Absolutely loves inclusivity and hates the inconsiderate. They usually cram everything in one day and then sleep as if like nothing happened, loves all animals.
Jezariah
A boy who is intense, excitable, funny and aspires to be a stand up comedian . Usually bald, beard and has no beer belly. a Jezariah will battle you on the dance floor.. no matter who, what or where. beware! He goes for it! Never a dull moment. Loves to argue but with a good point. Also, a Jezariah loves to cook!
Jezariah by VictoriaBrookham November 23, 2021
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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