Jewhead

someone with pubelike curly hair, akin to jew hair

"fuck me mate you've got a proper jewhead"

how does my hair look? "like a fucking jewhead"

Jewhead by Ash h August 7, 2007

Jewhad 

Like a Jihad, but generally a lot less dangerous. a jewhad is a curse a jew puts on you, often resulting in loss of money of absent foreskin.

John: Fuck man, i need your help!

Eddy: What is it?

John: Rabbi Bergenstein put a jewhad on me and now my money is gone

Eddy: He got me too

John: What happened to you?

Eddy: Lets just say my cock is Jewish

Adolf: Whats up guys? The rabbi again?

Eddy: Yep

Adolf: dont worry, i will stop this from ever happening again

Jewhad by chubby thy legend February 17, 2010

Jebhead 

Idiot or dickhead

He's a right fucen jebhead

Jebhead by Shellbean74 February 17, 2018

Jewhad 

Noun. Basically, a semetic version of a Jihad. A Jewhad can be many Jews or just one, but if it involves a Jew who's pissed off like all get-out, chances are good it's a Jewhad. Do not mistake this for a Zionist (in the negative sense, not just a supporter of Israel) on a rampage. Zionists can go on Jewhad, but not all Jewhads are Zionist in nature.

The Israelis got so tired of the Palestinians that they decided they had enough of their terrorist BS and went on a Jewhad, leveling their little settlements.

Jewhad by Loki Carrere April 21, 2006

Jewhad 

The nation of Israel's way of defeating the Jihadis.

Jihad will never win over Jewhad. This is Allah's will.

Jewhad by James Meeker May 14, 2007

Jedhead

Jedhead is where you wake up in the morning, and your hair is all messed up and looks like the hear of X-Factor twins John and Edward (Jedward).

Ah man. I woke up today with a bad case of Jedhead

Jedhead by JedwardLover November 9, 2009

Jethead 

The act of which a person has a gigantic forhead, typically seen with some Down-Syndrome people, but some "Normal" people.

Ben ~ Your forhead's so big you can land a jumbo jet on it!

Kris ~ ...

Joe ~ Dude, you see that guy over there?
Steve ~ Yer man - The one with the Jethead?
Joe ~ Yea that's the one, just hope the runways clear

Jethead by Ch1xt3r April 27, 2009