Jewhad
Like a Jihad, but generally a lot less dangerous. a jewhad is a curse a jew puts on you, often resulting in loss of money of absent foreskin.
John: Fuck man, i need your help!
Eddy: What is it?
John: Rabbi Bergenstein put a jewhad on me and now my money is gone
Eddy: He got me too
John: What happened to you?
Eddy: Lets just say my cock is Jewish
Adolf: Whats up guys? The rabbi again?
Eddy: Yep
Adolf: dont worry, i will stop this from ever happening again
Eddy: What is it?
John: Rabbi Bergenstein put a jewhad on me and now my money is gone
Eddy: He got me too
John: What happened to you?
Eddy: Lets just say my cock is Jewish
Adolf: Whats up guys? The rabbi again?
Eddy: Yep
Adolf: dont worry, i will stop this from ever happening again
Jewhad by chubby thy legend February 17, 2010
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Jewhad
Noun. Basically, a semetic version of a Jihad. A Jewhad can be many Jews or just one, but if it involves a Jew who's pissed off like all get-out, chances are good it's a Jewhad. Do not mistake this for a Zionist (in the negative sense, not just a supporter of Israel) on a rampage. Zionists can go on Jewhad, but not all Jewhads are Zionist in nature.
The Israelis got so tired of the Palestinians that they decided they had enough of their terrorist BS and went on a Jewhad, leveling their little settlements.
Jewhad by Loki Carrere April 21, 2006
Jedhead
Jedhead is where you wake up in the morning, and your hair is all messed up and looks like the hear of X-Factor twins John and Edward (Jedward).
Jedhead by JedwardLover November 9, 2009
Jethead
The act of which a person has a gigantic forhead, typically seen with some Down-Syndrome people, but some "Normal" people.
Ben ~ Your forhead's so big you can land a jumbo jet on it!
Kris ~ ...
Joe ~ Dude, you see that guy over there?
Steve ~ Yer man - The one with the Jethead?
Joe ~ Yea that's the one, just hope the runways clear
Kris ~ ...
Joe ~ Dude, you see that guy over there?
Steve ~ Yer man - The one with the Jethead?
Joe ~ Yea that's the one, just hope the runways clear