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jewbags means that a person is bein jewish
same simmons and his sister are jewbags
jewbags by daniel adams September 30, 2006
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Jewish woman’s tits. The name comes from the fact that they look and sound like bags of coins.
“Bro, look at those Jewbags on her. Not banging her tonight.”
Jewbags by Artemboss August 6, 2018
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jewbagel supreme 

Jewbagel supreme; the phrase is derived from three words. It is used as an insult. It is a upgraded form of jewbagel. Its twice the insult of jewbagel.
Donnie; Kyle is such a jewbagel supreme for not taking that caddy off the jump.
jewbagel supreme by DonnieDD January 15, 2011
a very beautiful woman
Julia :), she's a jewbag
Jewbag by haalalallaawafw February 25, 2010

Ali Jewbag 

A sexual act performed on a female coworker during work hours. After having sex, you break her legs, forcing her to file a claim under worker's compensation.
Oh man! Janice be coming on to me at work like a fiend or sumthin! So I laid her out on the lunch table at work. After we finished I gave her an Ali Jewbag. Bitch'll be collecting cheques for months!
Ali Jewbag by bigwillyfromphilly September 1, 2014

Jewbaggins

A person who exhibits extreme stinginess or cheapness in everyday life. A person who hoards anything he can get his hands on, including an xbox controller or a bong.
"Mac, I can't believe you just took another rip. It was clearly my turn. You're such a jewbaggins."
Jewbaggins by Gatt Meiger October 14, 2011

jewbaggery

The act of using Jew tricks to confuse or take advantage of someone or something.
Grossman confused us with his jewbaggery.

Schwartzman jewbaggered the entire tour group, causing us to get lost in the city.
jewbaggery by Gaylord Price November 29, 2007
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