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A Jew dad is a stubborn asshead who only gets his kids things if they are an absolute necessity. However, he buys many very expensive things that he doesn’t need for himself. A Jew dad is also usually very stubborn. For example, a kid will ask his Jew dad to drive down the block. His dad will then say no and continue to interrupt his argument with no
Kid: Hey dad can I get some socks?
Jew dad: No you have plenty of socks
“But-“
“No”
“Just liste-“
“God damnit I said no”
Jew dad by Mcchocherpants April 11, 2019
A man who is not a Jew himself but a man of the Jews themselves and he has the power over many juicy memes
Don’t hate on my memes I am the Jew daddy himself
Jew daddy by Jew Daddy himself August 6, 2018
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way hotter than your average jewish boy. this is one jewish man you'd definitely be down to f*ck
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