Jew dad

A Jew dad is a stubborn asshead who only gets his kids things if they are an absolute necessity. However, he buys many very expensive things that he doesn’t need for himself. A Jew dad is also usually very stubborn. For example, a kid will ask his Jew dad to drive down the block. His dad will then say no and continue to interrupt his argument with no

Kid: Hey dad can I get some socks?
Jew dad: No you have plenty of socks
“But-“
“No”
“Just liste-“
“God damnit I said no”

by Mcchocherpants April 11, 2019

Jew daddy

A man who is not a Jew himself but a man of the Jews themselves and he has the power over many juicy memes

Don’t hate on my memes I am the Jew daddy himself

by Jew Daddy himself August 6, 2018

sexy jew daddy

way hotter than your average jewish boy. this is one jewish man you'd definitely be down to f*ck

"ian staples is so hot and he's jewish, definitely a sexy jew daddy."

by tayhot November 14, 2016

jewdad

noun. something that is jewish-related of which you don't know the name

Why does that guy have strings hanging from his shirt? Eh, I dunno; they're jewdads.

by georgem December 15, 2008