Jew Park

The ideal parking space that a person may find, or a typical jewish person would drive around in circles to attain. Usually within several spots of the handicap spaces.

"We showed up half an hour late and this spot is available? Jew Park!"

by rossilicious July 3, 2009

Jew Park

To park ones car too close behind or in front of another's car and thus blocking them in.

Aww man some ass hole Jew Parked behind me and i cant get out now

by beserk_hobo January 8, 2009

Jew-rassic Park

every jew's favourite movie in which scientists clone prehistoric hebrews such as the rabbi-saurus-rex to populate a theme park which suffers a major security breakdown and releases the jews.

"lechaim! me and the mini-jews watched jew-rassic park this weekend, phew, i cant believe i spent a dime! ahhhh.."

by J.Bunda January 9, 2008

Jew-rassic Park

every jew's favourite movie in which scientists clone prehistoric hebrews such as the rabbi-saurus-rex to populate a theme park which suffers a major security breakdown and releases the jews.

"lechaim! me and the mini-jews watched jew-rassic park this weekend, phew, i cant believe i spent a dime! ahhhh.."

by J.Bunda January 9, 2008