A person who is typically anti ethnic minorities and homosexuals, this person is typically against these types of people as he/she is one and feels insecure
Oh you see that kid over there we was so mean to that bisexual girl, he is such a jetbeg
A jetbagger is simply a person who puts bags onto a plane as his job. Also known as an idiotic person who keeps pissing you off. Also can be any person who is being evil.
When you fly to another country looking for a hookup only to find yourself hooking up with a person from the same country as you. Similar to paratrooping.
Man I was hoping to paratroop with some local tonight but turns out I'm gonna jetleg with this american at her hostel.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!