A christian who tries to force his beliefs onto everyone else; a bible-thumper.
Pat Robertson is a jesuser. So was Jerry Falwell.
by John Urbane January 23, 2012
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When a male and a female engage in intercourse and the man pulls out of her butthole and exclaims "I wash my hands of this !" He then un sheaths his long sword and cuts a two inch hole in her side. He then cums vigorously onto her internal organs
me and Becky were Jesusing so hard last night she had to go get her lungs stitched!
by WhiteGuyWithABBC January 21, 2015
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a sexual act which requires 4 seperate parties (usually consensual) including 1 well endowed male and 4 females (hot) where the man lies on his back as if on a crucifix, while the 4 females are positioned on: Finger of right hand, finger of left hand, face and penis.
Apparently last night Huw got 4 girls drunk and endulged in a session of Jesusing with them . . . What a legend!!!
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Slang: Past tense of the verb "to Jesus" which means to do something perfectly.
Yes! I got a 97% on my term paper. I completely Jesused my conclusion.
by lordacro April 07, 2006
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To become an annoying, over-the-top, born again Christian.
"He used to be fun and drink with us at parties, but now he's all mellow and God-this and God-that after getting all Jesused."
by Dr. Charles Dromedary September 09, 2011
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the act of putting out your arms as if like jesus on the cross can be done like planking where a photo is taken in a certain spot
JESUSING. kind of like planking only alot cooler
by thyisnothorses July 18, 2011
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Getting jesused is a term for when, in a video game, someone seemingly drops from nowhere kills you in one shot and lands on your corpse.
Jim:Hey guys, over here playing some quake 3 and.... AWWW SON OF A.... I JUST GOT JESUSED

bob:Oh man, that sucks, I hate Getting Jesused.
by Lionspirit February 04, 2013
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