Jesus Strap 

The handle in the car/suv/vehicle near or around the doors. Grabbed when taking a fast corner or a fast stop.

It was only when we started driving, that I noticed, the car has no Jesus Straps. "We're screwed" I thought.

Jesus Strap by Psuedo-San August 19, 2008

Jesus straps 

"hook and loop" straps (note: the originals are known as "velcro")

these straps contain and manage cords, cables, ropes...e.t.c. , keeping them from catching on anything and everything,
or transforming themselves into a tangled mass! (or wrapping themselves around "the baby's" NECK !!)

the natural law is: when carrying ANYTHING (like a tv) the dangling cord will catch itself solidly on something, where one has to 'break stride' to get it free. this would NEVER happen in 5,000 tries at throwing the cord at the offending catch point! it ONLY catches when carrying something unsecured!

be right with you! , godda find a way to contain this cord! (response:) try this Jesus strap !

when setting up the PA, the previously attached Jesus straps saved my black ass !

what kind of idiot doesn't secure a cord ?? -Jesus straps your savior, infant!

Jesus straps by michael foolsley April 14, 2022