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Jesus Ranch

A place to hravest tomatoes in the sand.

A nice place to take a walk in the woods, if you don't mind the smell of shit.

The natural habitat of the Silver Stripped Mushroom, which, of course, makes you fly.
"I come uppon a Silver Stripped Mushroom and I fly..."
by Diamonion January 28, 2004
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Jesus Ranch

Don't visit such a ranch, otherwise you may fall in love with a big potato when you start to dance in France. And it smells of shit.
I'm taking a walk in the woods... it's nice outside. Smells of shit.
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 6, 2003
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