jesus phone

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slang term used for an iPhone

My $600 jesus phone fell out of my pocket.

jesus phone by Junpei August 3, 2007

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Jesus Phone

The iPhone, one of the most hyped products ever and occasionally called the “Jesus phone” like it was the Second Coming

This is the next "Jesus Phone"

Jesus Phone by Lukas Wo July 27, 2007

Related Words

Jesus Phone • Poor Man's Jesus Phone • jesusphobe • jesus • Jesus Christ • Jesus freak • jesus h christ • Jesus Juice • jesus tits • Jesus loves you

Jesus Phone

The iphone by apple. A phone that makes you feel like Jesus. In fact Jesus probably has one himself.

Rick: HOLY SHIT I GOT A JESUS PHONE!!!

Jesus Phone by Burkus December 19, 2008

Poor Man's Jesus Phone

the coolest way to say "ipod touch"

-DUDE! You got a Jesus Phone?
-Nah, I got the Poor Man's Jesus Phone

Poor Man's Jesus Phone by Parker Nash Brown March 30, 2008

jesusphobe

Someone who hates God, detests Christians, and does not miss a opportunity to let everyone know of their disgust.

Jesusphobes love to troll Christians.

jesusphobe by demonminion November 28, 2012

JesusPhone

Pseudonym for the Apple iPhone or iPhone 3G.

OMG! Is that the JesusPhone?

JesusPhone by loser101onub August 11, 2008

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026