Jesus Martinez

A fucking dumbass that has no sense of humor and thinks that he is the best person in the world.

"Do you know a Jesus Martinez?
"Yeah I do."
" Oh damn, I feel bad for you now."

by Funsized Table May 31, 2018

jesus martinez

Jesus martinez is a person who is a Savage, dont trust no one, and/or a person who is smart and cute.

Everyone is in love with that new boy name jesus martinez he is a real cholo.

by fat triel November 26, 2015

jesus antonio martinez

Greatest man you can ever meet.Strongest man you can ever meet. Always picks the right girlfriend and a girl who has him is the luckiest girl in the world.

Jesus Antonio Martinez is awesome he is a pro at basketball he is so great maybe the greatest person i ever met and has a beautiful girlfriend she is so lucky to have him he is dreamy and really strong .

by green gazes May 10, 2018