Jesus answers the calls. He gets dicked down. He’s sexy. His wife and him have children called hatchlings. Praise this glorious man, or you will go to da grave
Person: I don’t know what to do
Person 2: O praise o praise this glorious man, o praise o praise this Jesus Dan
Person 2: O praise o praise this glorious man, o praise o praise this Jesus Dan
by liltoast October 28, 2019
Get the Jesus Danmug. our lord and savior. Has a massive peen and rocks side burns like a bad bitch. We give him offerings such as broccoli soup and children. Is a stripper, and loves to wear socks and sandals 🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🥵
by jesusdanworshipper November 16, 2019
Get the jesus danmug.