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jesseakagod 

The man who single handedly sparked Twitch's Great Jew Controversy of 2017. This brave soul stepped forward using Twitch.tv as his medium to spread the truth about what the people of the Jewish faith had truly done. He was later banned off of the platform for informing the public of the Jewish plan to take over the United States nuclear missile silo through spreading the lie of the holocaust for justification. This was later covered up by Twitch as a "Loli Hentai" related removal even though Jesse is 6087 days on nopfap, making this impossible.
Jesseakagod- THE ALLEGED “Holocaust” of “6 million Jews” at the hands of Adolf Hitler and National Socialist Germany during WWII is the biggest lie ever foisted upon humanity. The very idea that the Germans organized and executed a complex conspiracy involving “homicidal gas chambers” and other barbaric, sadistic forms of mass murder designed to exterminate European Jewry during WWII is laughable on its face when you stop and objectively think about it.

These forced laborers and prisoners were well-cared for, at least until the end of the war when Germany’s supply lines broke down and chaos ensued as a result of the Soviet and Anglo-American invasion of German territory. They were well-fed, well-provided for, and given medical treatment and entertainment. They were allowed to attend concerts, organize plays, make music and play sports.

Jewish propagandists have entirely reversed the reality of the situation using their control of the media, and have blamed the Germans for starting the war and committing all the alleged atrocities, when in reality the Germans and their allies were the most disciplined, honorable and righteous forces fighting in that fratricidal Jewish-instigated war. The German people and their allies were the ones who experienced a genuine holocaust — a real genocide — during WWII, not the Jewish population of Europe.

Twitch- Shut the fuck up, jesseakagod
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The most badass person you will ever come into contact with.
You'll know Jessiah when you see him
Jessiah by markymarkc March 5, 2011
a loving person that can make you laugh and smile whenever you see her most of the time she a badass but goofy she laughs at everything and always eating she loves food and she will put a smile on your face whenever you see her and she always gotta litt vibe and is full of surprises and she the shitt periodttt
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Jessiah by Jaykay47 January 9, 2018
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