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some dumdum bubblegum looking ass motherfucking chungus muncher who is gay as fuck and has fucking chungus sized hair and goes around asking if he can eat girls chungi even though they probably don't have any

Jesse t: can I eat ur chungus
some girl: eeewww no I don't have one
jesse t: are you sure

Jesse t by The real lord chungus January 14, 2019

jessie jessie t

a fat hoe. she is a roach and is married to harry styles

“hilo jessie jessie t”

jessie jessie t by bnelson1 June 21, 2019

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jessie t

a girl who is madly in love with asians. Who is also scene.

jessie t,loves, asians.
jessie t, needs, a scene, chinese boy
jessie t, wants, an asian, doll
jessie t,is so, scene.
Jessie t, wants, to, know, ever, asian.

jessie t by jjjjordan December 15, 2008

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Jesse Toney

A guy who is suck

Jesse Toney is suck

Jesse Toney by JesseSux March 12, 2015

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jesse tholen

he is a very gay kid who loves gay midget porn, and is gay

jesse tholen loves gay midget porn

jesse tholen by The real lord chungus February 7, 2019

Jesse tholen

hes gay

Jesse tholen is gay

Jesse tholen by The real lord chungus February 7, 2019

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Jesse Tight

When A Dumb Welder Makes something so tight it can't be removed.

This bolt is Jesse tight, it's not coming off ever

Jesse Tight by bsk$$$ December 2, 2020

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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