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Jersey Swap 

When you’re swimming in the ocean with your boys and each of you takes off his bathing suit, throws it to one another and puts someone else's on. Particularly adventurous if done during the day/in public as it requires a short period of skinny dipping and trust that one of your brothers will throw you a pair of trunks after you throw yours away. Can also be done in a lake or, far less likely, in a pool, because of the clarity of the water and proximity to one other making it hella sus.
Went to go swimming at the beach with some of the boys last night and ended up doing a good ole fashioned Atlantic Ocean jersey swap as well. I left wearing Jeremy's trunk and he's two sizes smaller than me.
Jersey Swap by mufwagoman7 December 12, 2022
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Jersey Swap 

When two guys sleep with the same girl at different times
Dude, did you hear those roommates slept with the game girl? Can’t believe they did a jersey swap!
Jersey Swap by Nighthawk259 March 6, 2021

California Jersey Swap 

When you go to swap jeans with a rando and they are commando with the nastiest uncircumcised dick you've ever seen.
I was doing a California Jersey Swap at the bar and the dude's hood had flies buzzing around it. I'm out!

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026