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Jersey In-Laws

Jersey In-Laws. Definition: When two people have never had sex with each other, but each separately had sex with the same person @ different times. No romance, no relationship, just one shared sexual connection. Example: Sam and Panda never had sex with each other. Sam had sex with Danielle. Panda also had sex with Danielle. That makes Sam and Panda Jersey in-laws.
When a guy and a girl haven't slept with each other, as in no romanticism, no shameful shamelessness has occured sexually between said guy and said girl, although playfulness and shenanigans are encouraged all in fun between the two non sexual guy and girl, however both the guy and the girl both have slept with the same girl. That makes said guy and girl that haven't been sexual with each other, Jersey In-Laws
Jersey In-Laws by Jersey In-Laws August 14, 2026
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