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jerryleecooper 

a. A self-proclaimed "computer guru" that gained a cult following after his ZDNet forum postings made the front page of Digg. See his fan website at jerryleecooper.com

b. The name for one who believes solely in the power of Microsoft. Denoucing Apple Inc. and completely ignorant of Linux.
JerryLeeCooper: "Vista is far more powerful than windows XP, and runs twice as fast. It is also much harder to pirate."
"Its clearly evident that Vista is the future. One only has to watch TV for a short period of time and see the advertising."
"Are you saying that this linux can run on a computer without windows underneath it, at all ? As in, without a boot disk, without any drivers, and without any services?
That sounds preposterous to me."
jerryleecooper by SteveHo January 21, 2008
Ugly Person who is a weeaboo is gay gets no girls and gets guys
Your Jerreme so i wont date you
jerreme by Dajaun Addison May 12, 2018

G-Spot Jerrymandering 

A coital action where you cross your wrists and begin to insert every finger into a female sex partner's vagina, then continue to push inward until all but the thumbs are inside. Turning your palms out facing you with wrists still crossed, you do an 8 finger stroking session along the entirety of the vaginal cavity including the G-spot. Continue this until your partner taps out from overstimulation.
"hey girl, you look a little pent up... I bet some G-Spot Jerrymandering will set you straight!"

Jerrimeister 

Getting white girl wasted and going on an adventure. May include blow up dolls, loodles, setting up the henty field days, posting seedy locanto adds or sexting a pic of your knee crease
Shit I got jerrimeistered last night I kept yelling argh help me I'm a flat chip
Jerrimeister by Lyon parilly May 28, 2020

Jerrysexual 

A deep, innate sexual attraction to Jerry that overrides all other sexual orientations because Jerry is irresistible.
Yeah, I'm a Jerrysexual. I used to be straight but then I witnessed the beauty of our Lord Jerry.
Jerrysexual by Erwin DePanda May 14, 2021
Blackest, nigga ya'll eva gone meet. Commonly known to mooch. Ain't tall, but Ain't short eitha. Ain't good lookin, but shit ain't saying he bad lookin. On da real doe, real chill nigga doe.
Damn son, das Jerrome.
Jerrome by Aamodeus672 September 16, 2014