Jerpies

Jerpies is a form of herpies you get from people whos name begins with J, A, K, or E.

person 1: I totally hooked up with ___ last night.
person 2: oh man, you know that kids got jerpies.....

by ohbio June 29, 2010

jerries

Germans

"The two best wars this country ever fought were against the jerries."
-Harold's Uncle, in Harold and Maude

by John Triton January 21, 2008

Jerries

"Jerries" was a shortened form for "Germans" used by the allied soldiers during world war II. They used it because it was shorter and easier to say. Because you can't really say "Gers", the allies were saying "Jerries". There is no offensive or subliminal meaning on that word (unlike for "Krauts").

Jerries on the left! Near the broken wall!!!

by zealot July 25, 2008

Beef Jerkies

Another name for a hand job.

I don't know if I am ready for sex, how about beef jerkies?

by Powpowjanet June 22, 2019

Jerpes

jumping herpes, herpes capable of jumping from person to person.

don't get to close to her, you'll get jerpes

by Jason in Btown wisconsin February 5, 2010

jerries

A shortened form of "Germans" that wasn't really any shorter but was a bit easier to say. You can't really say "Gers" so it became "Jerries". Not necessarily a racial slur, but Germans may take offense to this.

Bill: "Hey lookit the Germans makin hot dogs over there."

Frank: "Refer to them as 'jerries', please."

by Jacob Holdaway April 6, 2008

jerpes

Dude, it's like Herpes....but like WAY worse....and James has it.

You definitely don't want it.

That's not a cold sore....you've got Jerpes.

by The One-Armed Man August 13, 2004