wet cows

Whom D-man claims writes on apartment walls.

Schwedy: "Who the hell wrote that on our wall?"
D-man: "It was clearly the wet cows."

by Atizzle February 11, 2008

jerpes

It's like herpes, but of the jewish variety.

Schwedy: "Yo D-man, did you hear what our jew lover roomate just found out?"
D-man: "What, that his jew girlfriend is going to have his tay-sachs baby?"
Schwedy: "No, virgin boy. He got the jerpes!"

by atizzle February 11, 2008