Jerk Happy

When someone jerks off a lot

Brady: Hey James is pretty cool right?
Stan: Yeah but I wouldn't shake his hand or anything.
Brady: Why?
Stan: He's been a little Jerk Happy lately.

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by Hand Shaker March 14, 2011

Jerk Happy

Chronic masterbation from having nothing better to do with your time like working, exercising, or anything of value to society.

I got nothing accomplished today because I locked myself in my room and became jerk happy.

by Dr. Long Schlong STM August 14, 2009