Jeroding

An act of being super high and losing your senses

Signs of Jeroding -

1.Making weird animal like sounds without any reason

2.Doing unexplainable actions e.g humping your friend's leg, hugging a chair etc.

3.Fucking up your own life

WTF MAN he just humped that freakin humped that wall. Now he is making bird sounds. Damn he jerods good.

SAY IT WITH ME KEEEEEEDS JEROD.STOP.JERODING

Jeroding by Dicxo April 11, 2013

Jereding 

Verb. Sounds painful, but isn't. May cause chaffing. Possibility of causing blindness. Should only be done in moderation. Should be outlawed in 49 states, excluding Nevada, because if Jereding happens in Vegas, it SHOULD stay there. It comes with required eye protection.

Usually will cause mental picture tubes to blow. Jereding is self-explanatory and sometimes self exploratory. Usually done as a solo act and does not cause pregnancies.

Everyone is doing it.

I tried Jereding....it cleared the room.

Jereding should only be done under close supervision.

Jereding by s geezy July 6, 2010

jeroming 

The act of sleeping with someone - usually a stranger or distant acquaintance - on their birthday.

I met this dude as his birthday party at Tokyo Delve's last night. I ended up jeroming him on Kevin's couch until 3am.

jeroming by CouchHopper January 18, 2014

Jeroming 

The practice of two gay males using a double sided dildo at the same time.

I took a guy home and discovered he was a bottom too, so we ended up jeroming all night.

Jeroming by Trevor19 August 11, 2012

Jerroding 

Term for the act of constantly f*cking up social media posts and re-submitting them multiple times. This results in the cluttering up of others' timelines and generally irritates everyone on social media.

Girl #1: what is that the third inaccurate post from Jerrod today?

Salim: ya 100% Jerroding at the moment.

Jerroding by senor teabagger October 22, 2016

Jeroming Around 

Chilling when others near you are doing work

Jim: Man, that Jonas is jeroming around while we have to make concrete!
Bob: Yeah.

Jeroming Around by The Toast Man October 30, 2019

Jerding 

To have all your friend groups think you are a child predator for different reasons.

Jarad: All my friend groups keep making these pedo jokes! What did I do?
Jerry: It is just Jerding bro.
Jarad: But I didn't do anything!

Jerding by Tryyo April 24, 2020