Jenking off is the act of taking a big whiff of jenkum before jacking off, using the left over sewage from the jenkum bottle as lubricant.
by School Wizard February 27, 2011
Get the Jenking Off mug.What Chicago White Sox fans do when Bobby Jenks comes into the game in the 9th Inning to close it out
"Dude we're up 6 to 5 going into the top of the ninth. I can't believe how hard I'm Jenking Off right now".
by hedup34 May 1, 2009
Get the Jenking Off mug.The phrase from the YouTuber and Twitch streamer Teo, no one's exactly sure what it means, but it's used to make a strange situation even stranger.
by Sigma5213 July 26, 2017
Get the jerking off a blind guy mug.An expression for over-doing something, doing more work than is necessary to complete a task, or the general idea of using an ass-backwards method to achieve a relatively simple goal.
by maxflight June 19, 2010
Get the Jerking off with both hands mug.Older brother: umm dude what are you doing
Younger brother : it's not what it looks like
Older brother: oh my god dude are you jerking off
Younger brother : it's not what it looks like
Older brother: oh my god dude are you jerking off
by Nikki_Manage May 12, 2021
Get the Jerking off mug.by SexGodNate June 25, 2020
Get the Jerking off mug.1. Stop jerking off in my classroom, Billy!
2. "O Lord, do we have the strength to carry out this mighty task in one night? Or are we just jerking off?" -Blazing Saddles
2. "O Lord, do we have the strength to carry out this mighty task in one night? Or are we just jerking off?" -Blazing Saddles
by Jerry September 7, 2004
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