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Jenison Junior High school 

A school in the little town of spoiled White Christians ran by a principle that is super fun until you say something mildly incorrect then he turns into the spawn of Satan. But, not every thing is bad about this school you can pretty much get weed or alcohol from any of the sevies who have less than point five brain cells. I mean they are running the school like they own the place by blasting music with out the care in the world or just bringing fucking megaphones to school just to say the N-word into because they felt like it. But, once they get told to shut the fuck up by the eighth graders they do even dumber shit like yell coochie as they slam into a fucking locker. But, Mr.Cat-Dildo does jackshit about it until an eighth grader does it then it becomes the law of the land and you get in-house suspension for like month. Either or this god forsaken school cares about it's academics so much that even if the student cries himself/herself to sleep at their computer while doing three hours of homework that was just for one class nothing will be down about it and if your grades go under a C then you will be lucky if you don't get fucking bombarded by the slightly smart sevies taking one eighth grade class. So If you plan to go here, DON'T, RUN, HIDE! Get away as fast as possible unless you want drugs from the sevies or if you want to be in marching band, we have an good one of those.
Mom: I am so excited you are going to the Jenison Junior High School
student: Fuck!
Mom: Hey! we don't say that in my Christian household!

jenison junior high school 

a shitty school in the shitty town of jenison. most people are annoying ass christians and dont shut the fuck up about their youth groups. the principal sucks and people will probably call you a slur at some point. the white girls are hella annoying and have lots heat damage on they hair and half the dudes have no personality and get no action whatsoever LOL anyways i need fucking therapy from going to this school

jenison junior high school 

A little slice of hell in the conservative trash town that is Jenison. If you thought middle school was bad before, check out Jenison Junior High School. Controlled by principle Mr. Cat-Dildo, it is it’s own land of conservative heaven, because here things such as shoulders, midriffs, freedom of thought, and gay people, seemingly cease to exist! Our school motto is “to produce the whitest straightest students to exist”. A small army of Frank Sinatras if you will. If you love good grades, stable mental health, discovering yourself, and the best two years of your life.. TURN THE FUCK AROUND BECAUSE THIS IS NOT THE PLACE FOR YOY
I have to go to therapy because I went to Jenison Junior High School
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