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jeylord
jeylord by Big Pimp Daddy May 8, 2004
Jewlord
When your landlord is Jewish and is extra pushy about getting his rent money, and real particular about any damage done to the house so he can Jew you out of money to make bullshit repairs.
Jeordie White
Jeordie Osborne White. Plays in Marilyn Manson. Replaced Gidget Gaine(Bradley Stewert). Left the band in 2002. Rejoined in 2008.
He originally started playing bass guitar in Manson. Now he plays lead guitar.
His favorite brand of guitar and bass is Gibson. Throughout his career with Marilyn Manson Jeordie has used Thunderbird bass guitars.
He drinks Whiskey and enjoys speed.
He loves cats and owns one.
He is NOT gay(to make that clear)
...He used to steal his ex- girlfriend Jessika's(Lead singer of Jack of Jill) clothes and wear them on stage during concerts with Mr. Manson.
His stage name for Marilyn Manson is Twiggy Ramirez( Twiggy=Model...Ramirez=Richard Ramirez killer)
He was once seen in a Reindeer suit in L.A. while on tour with NIN(Nine Inch Nails)
He is also in his band called Goon Moon( Jeordie White is lead singer)
He toured with A Perfect Circle
Dated Courtney Love for a period of time
Went to DisenyWorld and scared alot of kids with Manson
He originally started playing bass guitar in Manson. Now he plays lead guitar.
His favorite brand of guitar and bass is Gibson. Throughout his career with Marilyn Manson Jeordie has used Thunderbird bass guitars.
He drinks Whiskey and enjoys speed.
He loves cats and owns one.
He is NOT gay(to make that clear)
...He used to steal his ex- girlfriend Jessika's(Lead singer of Jack of Jill) clothes and wear them on stage during concerts with Mr. Manson.
His stage name for Marilyn Manson is Twiggy Ramirez( Twiggy=Model...Ramirez=Richard Ramirez killer)
He was once seen in a Reindeer suit in L.A. while on tour with NIN(Nine Inch Nails)
He is also in his band called Goon Moon( Jeordie White is lead singer)
He toured with A Perfect Circle
Dated Courtney Love for a period of time
Went to DisenyWorld and scared alot of kids with Manson
Girl#1: Did you hear about Jeordie White?!
Girl#2: Who?
Girl#1: That guy from Marilyn Manson, and Goon Moon!
Girl#2: Oh...him.
Girl#2: Who?
Girl#1: That guy from Marilyn Manson, and Goon Moon!
Girl#2: Oh...him.
Jeordie White by Camii Havok April 12, 2010
Sherman Jepord
Sherman Jepord by balls in my throat January 16, 2009
jeordy
Jeordy is the mouth breather who lives in your basement. Drinks all the mango juice and looks at you like he has no clue what your talking about. Plays video games all day everyday but only claims to see people at street fighter. Self proclaimed hip hop artist more like "not hip at all". Also hard time handling telephone poles that sprout out of now where!!
AKA SLASUAGE-FEST JEORDY
AKA SLASUAGE-FEST JEORDY
jeordy by Almond the Arab September 28, 2013
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Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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