jelqwater

Jelqwater
The a body of water or container of water that has been used in or is planning to be used to be jelqed in

Person A: hey man have you seen my water bottle
Person B: you mean the jelqwater? I already jelqed with it this morning

by EstabanLemonIce April 1, 2024

jelqwater

The secretions made as one man is jelqing

Person 1: hey man what have you been up too?
Person 2: I've been jelqing for 3 days straight and I have a massive build up of jelqwater in my foreskin

by Flavoredfunk69 April 21, 2024

jerkwater

Q. Why do we call a backward place a "jerkwater" town?
A. Steam engines needed to refill their boilers from water
towers next to the tracks but some "towns" were so small
that they lacked a water tower. When trains stopped in
those places, the crew had to find a nearby stream or well
and, bucket-brigade style, "jerk" the water to the train.

Those little dots on the map are jerkwater towns.

by Ron Ruth May 28, 2007

jerkwater

1. insignificant or small, used dismissively
2. fluids produced by masturbation

1. Let's blow this jerkwater town!
2. ...and alot of jerkwater came out!

by wriggler February 23, 2005

jerkwater

Slang term for Human Seminal Fluid. The word is used as a derogatory term for an unsavory person.

"Can it Jerkwater!"

"Gimmie the money Jerkwayer."

by Hazard October 23, 2003

Jellywater

Referring to a man's dripping hair gel, through either melting or being washed out.

"It was hot out today, ended up getting jellywater on my trousers after I fell asleep in the sun.

by clorkson23 June 25, 2022