Jellyhead

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A nutcase. As in not right in the head. Always have their shirt tucked into their trousers which are half way up their chest.
A person who is most likely to come and regail you with stories in a pub of when they "Nutted this bloke" and how his helper is nicking money from him.
They vary in condition, some are worse than others, with the worst ones not having control of bladder. A common hobbie of a Jellyhead is shouting at passing cars.

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"Look at that Jellyhead shouting at the traffic"
"Why's that Jellyhead walking about with his trousers round his ankles?"

Jellyhead by colujimbo November 8, 2006

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Jellyhead

Colored or flavored condom.

John: Hey Lisa, your favorite color is purple right?
Lisa: Yeah, why?
John:Because I got some purple jellyheads we could use tonight
Lisa:Oooh really? I love the grape flavored ones!

Jellyhead by Gizzly Adamz September 19, 2009

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jellybeanis

A jelly bean sized penis.

Stella: I just saw Nathan's penis! It's so small!
Callum: Is it a jellybeanis?

jellybeanis by hmcknighta January 5, 2014

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Jellybean Dick

A penis that is so tiny it resembles the shape of a jellybean. It would be about an inch long with a tiny circumference. Jellybean dick's are filled with juicy fillings that leave everyone wanting more.

Scout was about to engage in a rage of passion with Whitney, until he pulled his trousers down. Whitney then screamed, "jellybean dick!", and ran out the room. She later came back because she has a jellybean fetish.

Jellybean Dick by The Ice Cream Man April 2, 2009

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jellymad

Someone who is both jealous and mad.

xyeLz: Wow you just wrecked me with your pro call of duty skills.

hostage: Are you jellymad bro?

jellymad by n hostage f May 31, 2011

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Jellybean

a very cringe youtube shorts creator

Is it just me or is Jellybean kinda cringe

Jellybean by aasdxergvtkgfsddfggbvcd69420cx March 28, 2022

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jellybean smuggler

A man with a very small penis (see: button on a fur coat) wearing a speedo, tighty whiteys, or tights and thus unintentionally revealing the outline of his unimpressive jellybean sized micro soft dick.

Jenn: "You might want to think twice next time before choosing the speedo, ya jellybean smuggler!"
Nate: "I am proud to be a jellybean smuggler, as was my father before me!"

jellybean smuggler by StonerWithATinyBoner November 17, 2014

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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