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Jelly Twat 

1. A combination of the words Jelly and Twat. 2 Literally some Jelly on a twat. 3. A highly gelatinous Twat. 4. A highly gelationous person who you would degregate by referring to them as a twat.

The word comes from a Dane Cook about a couple he overheard in a grocery store arguing about Jelly. In the story the man calls the woman a Twat. Comedy Gold!
"What are you looking at you filthy Jelly Twat" or more importantly "Oh yeah, get the Jelly you fucking Jelly Twat"
Jelly Twat by eeentropyyy January 13, 2008

Jelly-Twat 

Someone who instigates nothing-fights as per Dane Cook's joke.
My girlfriend was being a real jelly-twat when she did not inform me of the jelly situation in the house.
Jelly-Twat by Hippo8Me August 30, 2010

twat jelly 

while a girl is being space docked, the orgasm that occurs results in all the gooey substances lining the vagina to be shot out. In some instances, the man would use the twat jelly as a condiment in a peanut butter sandwich.

NOte: can be used as lubrication for further space docking
When i was shoving my frozen shit into that bitches ass, she shot her twat jelly all over me.
twat jelly by Glennah August 30, 2006

Jellywater 

Referring to a man's dripping hair gel, through either melting or being washed out.
"It was hot out today, ended up getting jellywater on my trousers after I fell asleep in the sun.
Jellywater by clorkson23 June 25, 2022
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026
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