Jelly Finger
The sexual act of surprising your partner by making your finger limp and wiggly, like that of the jelly inside of a donut, and forcefully inserting it into his or her rectum.
Jelly Finger by Jelly Wiener November 11, 2009
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jelly finger
jelly finger is when you masturbate and your hand is tired then you get cum on it. after your finished you lick the cum of.
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jelly finger by James Follower dingle berry November 24, 2017
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Doctor Jelly Finger
Prostate Doctor. The act of having a person putting in a examination glove and applying lube to the fingers then sticking them up a man's anus.
Doctor Jelly Finger by Gar Grim February 3, 2018
jelly fingers
A sticky purple or red substance found on a child's hand as a result of being a little kid. Often found on the back of DVD's, CD's, or any other valuables.
jelly fingers by Dookadookydoo April 27, 2006
DR. JELLY FINGERS
that doctor dude who ever-so-gingerly dons the latex over his digits, and abundantly lubes his pussy finger for subsequent rectal penetration.
After returning from his yearly today, my friend stated that Dr. Jelly Fingers requested that he assume the "rectal probing" position. After completion, my friend said it wasn't as bad as he initially thought, but the only thing he was a little upset about was that he had gotten a chubby in the process. Not good!
DR. JELLY FINGERS by weave August 24, 2003
Jolly Fingers
Hey braaaaahhhh. Take a whiff of my jolly fingers.
Broooohhh. Your mom left me with a sweetest jolly fingers last night.
Broooohhh. Your mom left me with a sweetest jolly fingers last night.
Jolly Fingers by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2017
JellySinger
JellySinger by lennymaster69 February 13, 2017
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