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Jelly Balls 

The way to obtain jelly balls is to suffer great blunt force trauma to the nut sack causing you to have internal bleeding in your ball sack. Making your ball sack fill with blood that resembles a bag of jelly.
Herbert Finkle was badly struck in the nuts. Which turned is ballsack to jelly. Giving him a bad case of Jelly Balls.
Jelly Balls by pussy cruncher January 5, 2012

Jelly Ball 

They only exist when the woman is menstral. It can be seen in various places such as the toliet bowl, pad or tampon. It is a chunk of the uterus linning. It is squeshy and can be mistaken for balls of jelly.
Marisa: wow Jane you left a huge Jelly ball in the toliet, gross!

Jane: lol you should have seen the one i found on my tampon.
Jelly Ball by Marisa Stanz February 15, 2009

jelly ball surprise 

When you're having sex with a girl who is on her period and you cum inside her hard enough to cause her to queef out a jelly red ball of slime back at the ejaculator
Last night me and Patricia were getting it on and she told me not to use a condom because she's on her period. It was awesome, but jokes on me because she gave me the good ole Jelly ball surprise once I finished with her, I felt like I was being born again

Jolly Balls 

1. A Sack full of fun
2. The opposite of blue balls
Bobby: "how was your day, man?"
Mark: "Awesome, I sat on chatroullete and jacked it all day."
Bobby: "Wow! You must have jolly balls bro"

Bobby: "What are you doing tonight?"
Mark: "Its Sunday I'm playing with my jolly balls!"
Jolly Balls by markymarks November 19, 2010

Ball Jelly 

Sperm. Nut. Semen. Nut custard. Goo. Man mustard. Cock snot. Spooge.
She gobbled up my ball jelly.

I laid my ball jelly across her upper lip.

She emptied my sack of ball jelly.
Ball Jelly by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2018

Jellyballoon 

Smurf 1: Dude, she has jellyballoons man.

Smurf 2: Poke it!
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026
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