Jehovah Witless 

Selectively telling people you've converted right around Christmas so you receive lots of presents but don't give any

Dan tried to pull a Jehovah Witless on everybody so his present from me is gonna be a log of shit in a box

Jehovah Witless by PapaNickDawg March 24, 2011

Jehovah's Witless 

A derogatory nickname for a Jehovah's Witness, refering to the apparent witless, clueless and lamebrain beliefs (as percieved by normal persons) of the church dogma and its members.

Do you Jehovah's Witlesses always dress like dorks or are these just your Sunday-go-to-meeting clothes?

Jehovah's Witless by GBofWI March 18, 2007

Jehovah Witness Proof 

To fortify your home with a large fence and locked gate to prevent Jehovah's Witnesses from showing up at your front door unanounced to promote their beliefs and pester people at any given time.

It sure has been peaceful lately since we "Jehovah Witness Proofed" our yard, now nobody can get to our front door and we can sleep in without getting disturbed anymore!

Jehovah Witness Proof by Warnhubb May 18, 2008

Jehovah Witness 

verb - The act of achieving orgasm so hard that you actually see the face of God.

Man, that bitch from the Kingdom Hall and I went out last night, you know the one, the Elder's daughter? Yeah, well she was sucking my dick so hard and she jammed her finger in my ass. Well, I Jehovah Witnessed right in her mouth! I thought I died and went to heaven cuz God was right there. We goin' out again tomorrow.

Jehovah Witness by Nelson Birdwell June 20, 2010

jehovah witnessing 

the act of pissing every person you come in contact with off.

When the Jehovahs went Jehovah Witnessing, they pissed everyone they came in contact with off.alot alot alot.

jehovah witnessing by Mardi and Gras February 20, 2009

jehovah witness 

a cult

man1: have you herd of jehovah witness?
man2: yer its that cult that belive that the world would end like a 100 years ago, then changed it becuse it didnt.

jehovah witness by boomer inc. August 12, 2021

Jehovah Witness 

When you knock on a girl's back door and then you tell her "I got a the good news for ya". And if she tries to resist, insert yourself in anyway.

Last night Allan Jehovah Witnessed me after I begged him to go away.

Jehovah Witness by Xhicrastin January 19, 2015