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Jehovah Witness
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When you knock on a
girl
's back
door
and then you tell her "I got a the good
news
for ya". And if she tries to resist, insert yourself in anyway.
Last
night
Allan
Jehovah
Witnessed me after I begged him to go away.
Jehovah Witness
by
Xhicrastin
January 19, 2015